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(the picture is of a baby Citipati- an oviraptorid dinosaur- being held in two cupped hands; it is captioned "You could hold a baby Citipati in your hands." End id)
yeah sorry your boyfriend isn't as popular as a meme these days anymore. people used to post about him so much and now you'll struggle to find any new jokes. sorry.
Humpback whales breaching: gorgeous, majestic, graceful, embodies all the strength and beauty of the ocean
Minke whales breaching: I will launch myself out of this ocean like a f***ing surface-to-air missile to seek and destroy my enemies
I remember an interview with a guy that did the camera work for nature documentaries and he said that baleen whales like these guys were the scariest things to shoot because “They’re the size of a train, they can suddenly appear out of nowhere in dark or murky water and they don’t make a goddamn sound. I was absolutely sure that one of them was going to hit me and well, ‘that’s all folks!’. Gave me a lot of perspective on how I handle myself when filming smaller animals now.”
Fin whales breaching: sea serpent
I'm out of food and low on money and I no longer get food stamps. I haven't eaten in the past two days. Is anyone able to send me $60 for groceries? If three people sent $20 I'll be set!!
PayPal.me/AKirk432 (pls send via friends and family!!)
Cash app: $autumnroses93
Venmo: @catmom934 (pls do not send via purchase protection!!)
Tabletop RPG about a band of epic heroes with full sentences for names on a quest to murder God and shatter His throne, as one does, except the epic heroes in question are a mob of foot-tall gremlinny critters who are not 100% sure what "God" actually is, and they're not about to let that stop them. The game features an elaborately statted-out bestiary of "divine beasts" to fight which the human reader will recognise as things that are neither divine nor beasts; the climactic battle of the example scenario involves the player characters going Shadow of the Colossus on what is clearly a windmill.
